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my hatred for the inline icon thing wins over all else

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[ What a dork...

Haruaki constantly has to remind himself that eyes can't hear, so he picks up his phone again, happily tap tap tapping away. ]

Even your eyes are cute. It's so unfair.

i'll kick you directly in the butt

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It's unfair how cute you are!!

No matter what you're doing, I'd love to look at you all day every day if I could!

WIGGLES ENTICINGLY

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I meeeean...

You COULD........

Although I bet someone would notice eventually if I had an eye on me 24/7, huh?

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I could always move it! Keep it somewhere no one else can see until you let me know it's safe to come back out.

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You don't think you'll get distracted by having one eye on me all day?

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I can handle it!

[ Yes. ]

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Daaaarliiiing...

I don't want to be indirectly responsible for any medical malpractice lawsuits!!!

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I wouldn't let it get that bad! I've done surgeries like this, you know.

1/2

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If you say so...

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Don't watch me while I shower, though! Bad!!

[ They fuck. They were literally just talking about fucking. Haruaki, what the hell. ]

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[ Read. ✓

The eye on his wrist squints mischievously before receding back into his skin.

A beat.

There's an awfully funny feeling on the inside of his thigh now. ]

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[ Oh, it really is too bad Akira can't hear the way he squeaks when he realizes what's going on. ]

AKIRA-KUN!!!! (o/////o " )

Not while I'm around the other teachers!!!!!

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[ So about that... ]

You make adorable noises all the time! They don't know why you made this one.

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Huh?

How do you know I made a noise???

[ Maybe he was totally cool and stoical, okay. ]

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Oh, you don't know that part?

I wonder how long it would take you to guess ♡

[ Back in, and the eye slips out of somewhere else: right at the nape of Haruaki's neck, just under his shirt collar. ]

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Can eyes hear?

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Only with a condition called synesthesia, though whether that's truly "hearing" or simply firing off neurons when presented with certain visual stimuli is debatable. I haven't had much chance to study it in-person, unfortunately.

[ Ope, moving again. It's behind his ear now. Thank goodness these eyes don't have lashes, or they might tickle more. ]

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[ Haruaki's just!!! Going to reach behind his ear and gently cover the eye with his palm!!!! ]

I kind of feel like you're studying it right now...

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[ Even without lashes he'll still feel it blinkblinkblinkblinkblink against his palm. Weh! ]

Do you have any snacks nearby, sunshine?

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[ Eh... Give him a second to look around the office... ]

I could probably ask Hatanaka-sensei for one of the cookies his wife made...