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THANK GOD

[dresscode]

Oh noooo!!! Is Akechi-kun sick? Injured? Something worse!?

[ He's ignoring that Akechi said he won't give a reason. ♥ ]

[enteloki]

I know you can read, considering it's the one class you seem to teach.

I'm fine. Send me the assignments.

[dresscode]

Are you on a family vacation?

[enteloki]

No, I'm not.

Send the assignments.

[dresscode]

Waaaah, it's like you're intentionally giving me a mystery to solve...

I'm the Detective Sailor, Abe Haruaki!!!

[enteloki]

There is no mystery to solve. Your imagination is running wild.

Why are you suddenly a sailor?

[dresscode]

Not a sailor! Detective Sailor! You know, like sailor uniform!

That was your reading comprehension homework. You just failed. (´• ω •`)

[enteloki]

[ He's never failed a goddamn thing in his LIFE.

Except, you know, being alive. Failed that. But everything else? What the hell is this shit. ]

You can't fail me because of a text message. I demand you rescind that comment.

[dresscode]

Nope! You have to come to class if you want to argue your grades~

[enteloki]

Do you think I'm as stupid as every other idiot in your classroom?

I told you I'm not coming tomorrow. You need to accept it.

[dresscode]

But the Principal says I need to have a documented reason if my students are gonna miss class..... Akechi-kun, if you don't tell me, we're both gonna get in trouble.....

[enteloki]

Then lie. I don't care. You figure it out.

I'm not afraid of some high and mighty idiot hiding out in his little office.

[dresscode]

Waaaah, don't say stuff like that Akechi-kuuuuun, he'll nurarihyon right into your bedroom and drag you to school by your ear!!!

[enteloki]

Frankly, I would like to see him try it.

[dresscode]

Okaaay... but when the chapter ends with him showing up in your room to complete the punchline for the gag, don't say I didn't warn you!

[enteloki]

Noted.

[ The principal doesn't know shit for shit. He'll never find him in this ridiculous house. ]

Send my homework.

[dresscode]

Okaaaay~

Your homework is to write a haiku about your best friend in the class!

[ It's not, they have to read a few chapters of a novel and answer some basic questions, but this is now Akechi's special homework. ]

[enteloki]

You must be joking.

Give me a real assignment. This is childish. You're wasting both our time with this nonsense.

[dresscode]

If you don't have a best friend to write it about, you can write it about your beloved teacher~

[enteloki]

Fine. I accept that alternative.

[ He won't like this haiku very much. ♥ ]

I'll turn it in when I return.