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dresscode
2026-03-24 07:19 pm (UTC)
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Me???
I only teach Japanese! I'm not the reason! I even help tutor them in math when they start doing that homework thinking it's their Japanese homework!!!
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nusumi
2026-03-24 07:25 pm (UTC)
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Haruaki-kun...
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nusumi
2026-03-24 07:27 pm (UTC)
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This is why I wanted to show you this incredible opportunity! It's fate! The data entry tasks?
They're all youkai math related!
Think of all the students you could help...
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nusumi
2026-03-24 07:28 pm (UTC)
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And then? A huge sign up now button. Like ten times the screen size.
It asks for a lot of personal information. Weird.
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dresscode
2026-03-24 08:06 pm (UTC)
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NO!!!!
Stop trying to scam me!!! BAD!!!!!!
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HE'S EXORCISING RANMARU THROUGH THE PHONE, ACTUALLY
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nusumi
2026-03-24 08:29 pm (UTC)
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nusumi
2026-03-24 08:32 pm (UTC)
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HEY HEY HEY!!!
My phone's smoking!!! Smoking!! Do you know how long it took me to convince that shop guy this was my phone??
I think it's on fire...
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dresscode
2026-03-25 06:37 am (UTC)
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You even stole your phone? Doesn't that mean you still get calls and texts for someone else???
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nusumi
2026-03-25 01:57 pm (UTC)
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Sometimes...but...
Ojiisan really enjoys sending his grandson an allowance. Don't break the phone and take that joy away from him.
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dresscode
2026-03-25 07:13 pm (UTC)
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Wow... it's like every time I think you can't get scummier, you reach new lows... I'm really impressed, Ranmaru-san.
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2026-03-25 11:41 pm (UTC)
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2026-03-25 11:45 pm (UTC)
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It's a win-win situation. Come on you get it, right? You have a brother...
You can be my brother for a small fee. I'll even call you On~ni~ch~an~ ♥
Kyaaaaaa I'm so embarrassed already.
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dresscode
2026-03-25 11:54 pm (UTC)
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You should be embarrassed! It's somehow extremely creepy when you say it! Ame has a brocon and even he doesn't sound like that!!!
What would I get for paying you to be my brother!?
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nusumi
2026-03-26 12:17 am (UTC)
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That's not better you know.
But if you're used to that sort of thing...if you like it...I guess I can offer you the 'Ultra Not A Scam Brocon Oniisan' package.
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dresscode
2026-03-26 12:19 am (UTC)
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Ranmaru-san.
Do you think I'm the kind of guy who likes being on the other end of a brocon?
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nusumi
2026-03-26 12:21 am (UTC)
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nusumi
2026-03-26 12:21 am (UTC)
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You're different from Seimei. I've come to terms with that.
I won't judge you, Haruaki-kun.
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dresscode
2026-03-26 12:22 am (UTC)
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WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING???????
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nusumi
2026-03-26 12:26 am (UTC)
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What do the kids say these days? Love is love...
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dresscode
2026-03-26 12:41 am (UTC)
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THIS IS HORRIFYING.
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dresscode
2026-03-26 12:42 am (UTC)
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I don't necessarily like Ame's brother complex, but it does come in handy sometimes...
I wonder what will happen if I tell him someone else tried to make me their oniichan?
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nusumi
2026-03-26 12:46 am (UTC)
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[ THAT SEEMS BAD. He's seen the ending to
I'm A High School Teacher and a Successful Light Novel Author, But My Brocon Brother Who's A Voice Actress And Is Younger Than Me Is Strangling My Enemies In The Dungeon.
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Bad-Aki!!! No!!!
I'm taking back my offer!
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dresscode
2026-03-26 01:14 am (UTC)
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Aww, oh no! I was really considering it, too! Well, oh well.
Anyway, I did have a question if you're done trying to sell me random stuff.
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nusumi
2026-03-26 01:23 am (UTC)
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It's not 'random stuff' - it's carefully crafted and curated experiences courtesy of Bon-chan, our new marketing manager!
Anyway, go ahead and ask!
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dresscode
2026-03-29 04:35 am (UTC)
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Does it bother you that I'm different from Seimei?
I know it bothers Byakko-san and the others, but you never made a big deal about it like they did.
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2026-04-17 22:28 (UTC)
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i'll never forgive you for any of this
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? its fine
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no subject
I only teach Japanese! I'm not the reason! I even help tutor them in math when they start doing that homework thinking it's their Japanese homework!!!
1/3
no subject
They're all youkai math related!
Think of all the students you could help...
no subject
It asks for a lot of personal information. Weird. ]
no subject
Stop trying to scam me!!! BAD!!!!!!
[ HE'S EXORCISING RANMARU THROUGH THE PHONE, ACTUALLY ]
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My phone's smoking!!! Smoking!! Do you know how long it took me to convince that shop guy this was my phone??
I think it's on fire...
no subject
no subject
Ojiisan really enjoys sending his grandson an allowance. Don't break the phone and take that joy away from him.
no subject
1/2
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You can be my brother for a small fee. I'll even call you On~ni~ch~an~ ♥
Kyaaaaaa I'm so embarrassed already.
no subject
What would I get for paying you to be my brother!?
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But if you're used to that sort of thing...if you like it...I guess I can offer you the 'Ultra Not A Scam Brocon Oniisan' package.
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Do you think I'm the kind of guy who likes being on the other end of a brocon?
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I won't judge you, Haruaki-kun.
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I don't necessarily like Ame's brother complex, but it does come in handy sometimes...
I wonder what will happen if I tell him someone else tried to make me their oniichan?
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Bad-Aki!!! No!!!
I'm taking back my offer!
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Anyway, I did have a question if you're done trying to sell me random stuff.
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Anyway, go ahead and ask!
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I know it bothers Byakko-san and the others, but you never made a big deal about it like they did.
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i'll never forgive you for any of this
? its fine