[ He heard right! And he's about to hear a whole lot more!

The words just come spilling out, far too loud for how close they still are. ]

That's right! Now you know why the students pushed me in here! They found out that I hadn't had my first kiss, and they said I might have some kind of disease! But I'm not diseased! I just have an off-putting personality and, until recently, an inability to make friends, much less go on dates!!