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[enteloki]

There is no mystery to solve. Your imagination is running wild.

Why are you suddenly a sailor?

[nusumi]

That's not better you know.

But if you're used to that sort of thing...if you like it...I guess I can offer you the 'Ultra Not A Scam Brocon Oniisan' package.

[dresscode]

Ranmaru-san.

Do you think I'm the kind of guy who likes being on the other end of a brocon?

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[nusumi]

[ No response. ]

[nusumi]

You're different from Seimei. I've come to terms with that.

I won't judge you, Haruaki-kun.

[dresscode]

Not a sailor! Detective Sailor! You know, like sailor uniform!

That was your reading comprehension homework. You just failed. (´• ω •`)

[dresscode]

WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING???????

[enteloki]

[ He's never failed a goddamn thing in his LIFE.

Except, you know, being alive. Failed that. But everything else? What the hell is this shit. ]

You can't fail me because of a text message. I demand you rescind that comment.

[nusumi]

What do the kids say these days? Love is love...

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[dresscode]

[ THIS IS HORRIFYING. ]

[dresscode]

[ ............. ]

I don't necessarily like Ame's brother complex, but it does come in handy sometimes...

I wonder what will happen if I tell him someone else tried to make me their oniichan?

[dresscode]

Nope! You have to come to class if you want to argue your grades~

[nusumi]

[ THAT SEEMS BAD. He's seen the ending to I'm A High School Teacher and a Successful Light Novel Author, But My Brocon Brother Who's A Voice Actress And Is Younger Than Me Is Strangling My Enemies In The Dungeon. ]

Bad-Aki!!! No!!!

I'm taking back my offer!

[enteloki]

Do you think I'm as stupid as every other idiot in your classroom?

I told you I'm not coming tomorrow. You need to accept it.

[dresscode]

Aww, oh no! I was really considering it, too! Well, oh well.

Anyway, I did have a question if you're done trying to sell me random stuff.

[dresscode]

But the Principal says I need to have a documented reason if my students are gonna miss class..... Akechi-kun, if you don't tell me, we're both gonna get in trouble.....

[enteloki]

Then lie. I don't care. You figure it out.

I'm not afraid of some high and mighty idiot hiding out in his little office.

[nusumi]

It's not 'random stuff' - it's carefully crafted and curated experiences courtesy of Bon-chan, our new marketing manager!

Anyway, go ahead and ask!

[dresscode]

Does it bother you that I'm different from Seimei?

I know it bothers Byakko-san and the others, but you never made a big deal about it like they did.

[dresscode]

Waaaah, don't say stuff like that Akechi-kuuuuun, he'll nurarihyon right into your bedroom and drag you to school by your ear!!!

[enteloki]

Frankly, I would like to see him try it.

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[nusumi]

[ It bothers him.

Every single time he glances at Haruaki and seems whisps of that man - he can't stand it.

He's always looking at a ghost. Always one second too late in getting answers. He's lived for eternity, will live for an eternity more, and that sensation of being rubbed raw, scrapped alive, burned down to his soul- ]

[nusumi]

Nope. I'm an old man. I've dealt with enough in my lifetime. If I let every little thing bother me, I'd be really stressed out. Haha.

The other divine beasts though - Seimei was the most important person in their life. I can't blame them for being bothered. Byakko-chan has always been kind of a crybaby too...he's the most sensitive of the bunch.

Anyway! Don't let it bother you. You've already tamed them - the rest will just take time.

[dresscode]

Okaaay... but when the chapter ends with him showing up in your room to complete the punchline for the gag, don't say I didn't warn you!

[dresscode]

He was the most important person in their lives, but not in yours?

How come?